FAQ – The Completely Serious Guide to Finding Milk
What is $MILK?
The unofficial blockchain sequel to Finding Nemo: a lost gallon of milk drifting through the crypto ocean.
Is $MILK a meme coin or a real utility token?
A meme coin with utility potential. If the chart goes up, it was always serious; if it goes down, it was satire—relax.
Why milk?
Every bull run needs liquid. Every bagholder needs strong bones.
What does $MILK do?
Tracks milk inflation, hydrates morale, and powers the on-chain dairy cinematic universe.
Can I drink $MILK?
Only if you print the chart and stir it into water. Zero doctors recommend this.
Is this financial advice?
No—this is emotional dairy support.
Is this a rug pull?
Rugs live on floors. $MILK lives in the fridge—ideally the Coinbase fridge.
Where is the community?
On X, posting milk memes: @remmi648631 (MEMO).
What chain?
Solana—for low fees and high calcium throughput.
MILK Roadmap
Phase 1 – Launch
Milk appears. Internet confused but intrigued.
Phase 2 – Meme Strengthening
More holders, more chaos, more calcium.
Phase 3 – Institutional Lactose
Enough attention that someone at Coinbase has to pretend to “look into it.”